That's right, folks. Place that explosive firework on your HAND (!?!). Don't hold it in your hand, though. Just place it there. Then light the fuse and get away. Getting away from the fireworks in your hand should be easy now, since you just blew your hand off.
Moral of the story: Always proof-read.
Have fun out there,
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