Prepare your culinary senses to be violated, because you are about to find out what happens when a dieting woman has to prepare a holiday meal.
Everything started off innocently. (Cue the Hallmark music). I made lovely little Easter Bunny Rolls....
Except that my family thought they looked kind of like snails. So I guess they were snail bunnies. Or Snunnies. Or Bunails. Anyway. I decided to just go with it. I made snails...
And then I made Squid. Because, I don't know. Easter Squid. Surely that makes sense somewhere.
And that's when I knew that a dieting woman should never be put in charge of holiday food.
