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Gallimaufry Grove: Heed the Warnings - Pt.3
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Brace yourself for another installment of:
You know how Blendtec and Vitamix Blenders warn you not to fill the blender jar past a certain point?
You know how you can ignore that warning on wimpy, conventional blenders?
You know how you can always double a blender recipe?
Don't do it on a Blendtec.
They are much beefier than those other blenders.
Heed the Warning, or THIS will happen:
The innocent Orange Julius I was making for my kids attacked me!
I have 4 kids. I am also busy.
Divide multiple kids by a time deficit and it equals doubled and tripled recipes.
Just not in the blender.
I turned my back for a millisecond.
Then I heard the fateful "pop" of the lid sky rocketing off.
I slowly turned around.
I could barely take these pictures due to a severe case of hysterics.
It looks like an anemic alien exploded in my kitchen.
Rest assured. Anemic aliens were removed and kids drank smoothies. All is well.
I am a wiser woman.
Have a great day!
Angela
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